The Copper Chronicles
These pieces escaped the smelter. Now they haunt the world’s most daring spaces.
This isn’t a showroom. It’s a shrine to copper’s second act. Feast your eyes on tables forged from Merrill Lynch’s carcasses, wall art that hums with Wall Street’s ghosts, and chandeliers baptized in blowtorch flames. Warning: These pieces bite back.
The Voltage Table
Salvaged from a Bloomberg LP server farm, this 12-foot conference table pulses with 480-volt history. Glass top optional. Nightmares included.”
The Microdose Mantle
Accent pieces brewed in Dr. Copper’s garage lab. Perfect for hiding secrets (or mushrooms).